Revival
Bubba goes to the revival and listens to the preacher. After a while, the preacher asks anyone with needs to come forward and be prayed over.
Bubba gets in line and when it's his turn the preacher says, "Bubba, what you want me to pray about? "
Bubba says, "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing."
So the preacher puts one finger in Bubba's ear and the other hand on top of his head and prays a while.
After a few minutes, he removes his hands and says, "Bubba, how's your hearing now?"
Bubba says, "I don't know preacher, it's not until next Wednesday."
More Oxymorons
**Sweet sorrow
**"Now, then..."
**Synthetic natural gas
**Peace force
**Temporary tax increase
**Computer security
**Plastic glasses
**Terribly pleased
**Political science
**Definite maybe
Best wishes sms for future…
Happiness is like a butterfly,
u run after it, it keeps flying away.
If u stand still it comes & sits on ur shoulders.
Wish u the most happiest moments!
Adult jokes-Still premature!
David had been suffering from premature ejaculation for years and his wife coaxed him to finally go to a hospital for treatment. David got admitted and underwent an operation.
His wife rang up the hospital to find out if the operation was a success, and the doctor informed her, "I'm sorry but it's still touch and go!"
His wife rang up the hospital to find out if the operation was a success, and the doctor informed her, "I'm sorry but it's still touch and go!"
SMS on Sorry for the Best Friend
Sorry is a gud weapons for
some people..
Jaan bujh kar galtiaan karo,
n after that just say sorry..
but actually people don’t
know the deep meaning of
sorry….!!